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Feeling myself in this picture 🥰😂🤦🏼‍♀️#fuckmylife

Feeling myself in this picture 🥰😂🤦🏼‍♀️ #fuckmylife

1 0 4 minutes ago
What was supposed to be one of my promos for GAT turned into this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @i_amtheone84 #TeamGAT @metroflexgymmurrieta #fuckmylife #gymhumor #humor #rogerisafreakingnutjob @onemorerep_usa

What was supposed to be one of my promos for GAT turned into this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @i_amtheone84 #TeamGAT @metroflexgymmurrieta #fuckmylife #gymhumor #humor #rogerisafreakingnutjob @onemorerep_usa

1 2 11 minutes ago
#odiolascuola #scuola #fuckmylife

#odiolascuola #scuola #fuckmylife

0 0 18 minutes ago
Today My juice 🥤 detox is starting and I HATE IT. im already craving My morning Bowl og grains and goods. but guess what i want to be the Best version og myself so i dont care. Lets do this. 5 days 500000 litres of juice 🙄
#detox  #fuckmylife

Today My juice 🥤 detox is starting and I HATE IT. im already craving My morning Bowl og grains and goods. but guess what i want to be the Best version og myself so i dont care. Lets do this. 5 days 500000 litres of juice 🙄
#detox #fuckmylife

2 0 26 minutes ago
I’m sitting here on the porch at 3pm on a Tuesday drinking stout and listening to Old Joan. It’s as nutritious as muesli with less chewing which is good cos stomaching food has been hard. The words keep ringing in my ear though : the vision in your rear view mirror is not as gloomy as it may seem.
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You better believe it.
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Maybe it’s the filter on my unfiltered tap that can’t be bottled or stopped. Maybe it’s all the various shades of blue, red and green. I don’t like to talk politics though because it’s a) rude b) divisive.
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I talk about needs and wants. After we voted, an Indian, a Pole and a man of Italian descent walked into a pub in Woodend. I bought these. They cost $34 and I took the black...obvs. I’m not a racist but there were some in the pub on Saturday. Rednecks & Liberals and Labourers - everyone was getting into the swill of things. It felt like a party. Common men. Seeking one thing on a glowing Saturday...relief. They’re all working. Workers. Everyone of them and each sip probably felt like absolution for the deal they’d done with the devil they knew.
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I’d like to know a better devil. The last year I’ve knocked on and made calls to red and green doors: office unattended. Busy diary. Well buddy so is mine and my issue as constituent is relevant. Significant. Not just to me.
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Oh now you want to talk about it? Meet me at the pub. We can talk about bread, wine and roses. The earth that grows wheat. The labour to tend and the men that organise those that can’t work their way out of a bottleneck. Those that sell me my dreams of life and value and beauty and breath. So I strive for something better than CUB and their awful pots that are almost free and serve no nutritional value except a headache. Turned over from factory to till in less than 24 hours.
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Remind me business man why I work so hard? To enjoy a drink with like minded folk and talk shit about pointless differences like shades and colours.
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Three and a half years. Not for an election of a beige man. For a revolution. To consider what is valuable and common. Show me your love and attention. I’ll give you feedback free. I am your rose.
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#thisfreshhell #beer #power #brewery

I’m sitting here on the porch at 3pm on a Tuesday drinking stout and listening to Old Joan. It’s as nutritious as muesli with less chewing which is good cos stomaching food has been hard. The words keep ringing in my ear though : the vision in your rear view mirror is not as gloomy as it may seem.
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You better believe it.
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Maybe it’s the filter on my unfiltered tap that can’t be bottled or stopped. Maybe it’s all the various shades of blue, red and green. I don’t like to talk politics though because it’s a) rude b) divisive.
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I talk about needs and wants. After we voted, an Indian, a Pole and a man of Italian descent walked into a pub in Woodend. I bought these. They cost $34 and I took the black...obvs. I’m not a racist but there were some in the pub on Saturday. Rednecks & Liberals and Labourers - everyone was getting into the swill of things. It felt like a party. Common men. Seeking one thing on a glowing Saturday...relief. They’re all working. Workers. Everyone of them and each sip probably felt like absolution for the deal they’d done with the devil they knew.
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I’d like to know a better devil. The last year I’ve knocked on and made calls to red and green doors: office unattended. Busy diary. Well buddy so is mine and my issue as constituent is relevant. Significant. Not just to me.
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Oh now you want to talk about it? Meet me at the pub. We can talk about bread, wine and roses. The earth that grows wheat. The labour to tend and the men that organise those that can’t work their way out of a bottleneck. Those that sell me my dreams of life and value and beauty and breath. So I strive for something better than CUB and their awful pots that are almost free and serve no nutritional value except a headache. Turned over from factory to till in less than 24 hours.
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Remind me business man why I work so hard? To enjoy a drink with like minded folk and talk shit about pointless differences like shades and colours.
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Three and a half years. Not for an election of a beige man. For a revolution. To consider what is valuable and common. Show me your love and attention. I’ll give you feedback free. I am your rose.
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#thisfreshhell #beer #power #brewery

36 3 50 minutes ago
Fuck wrong with the world! Sometimes, I feel like I don’t belong. #people #life #humanity #wtf #thisworld #myquotes #fuck #fuckmylife

Fuck wrong with the world! Sometimes, I feel like I don’t belong. #people #life #humanity #wtf #thisworld #myquotes #fuck #fuckmylife

0 0 1 hour ago
專程去拍圈圈
結果修改中🤥;費曼圖市集

#HK #HKIG #FML #Olympus #OMD#EM5#Photography #City #fuckmylife#instagood #photooftheday #beautiful #tbt#happy #fashion #followme #perth#australia #perthcity

專程去拍圈圈
結果修改中🤥;費曼圖市集
#HK #HKIG #FML #Olympus #OMD #EM5 #Photography #City #fuckmylife #instagood #photooftheday #beautiful #tbt #happy #fashion #followme #perth #australia #perthcity

18 1 1 hour ago
Another day of shit box shopping.... #fuckmylife #oldcarssucksometimes

Another day of shit box shopping.... #fuckmylife #oldcarssucksometimes

1 0 2 hours ago
When I was a young girl I dreamed that I would marry the person I was first with. I tried so hard. But Iife didn't work out that way. People broke my heart and they hurt me. They stepped on my love and threw it back in my face. It was hard. It was painful too. But I think in some ways it taught me about who I am today and how fortunate I am to be with my partner whom I love so much. They are very kind, encouraging, uplifting and make me want to be better. It seems through the pain my eyes have finally opened more then they ever had before.

#veganlife #emogirl  #emo #eglcommunity  #classiclolita #animefan#pansexual #LGBTQ #queerlife #fuckmylife #queer #gay #pansexual  #alternativegirl #gothic  #chubbygirl
#curvygirl #fat #fatpositive #dollgirl #emogirl #foreveralone #jfashion #yumikawaii #bodypositive #selfie #selflove #sexyface #vegansofinstagram #lifequotes

When I was a young girl I dreamed that I would marry the person I was first with. I tried so hard. But Iife didn't work out that way. People broke my heart and they hurt me. They stepped on my love and threw it back in my face. It was hard. It was painful too. But I think in some ways it taught me about who I am today and how fortunate I am to be with my partner whom I love so much. They are very kind, encouraging, uplifting and make me want to be better. It seems through the pain my eyes have finally opened more then they ever had before.

#veganlife #emogirl #emo #eglcommunity #classiclolita #animefan #pansexual #LGBTQ #queerlife #fuckmylife #queer #gay #pansexual #alternativegirl #gothic #chubbygirl
#curvygirl #fat #fatpositive #dollgirl #emogirl #foreveralone #jfashion #yumikawaii #bodypositive #selfie #selflove #sexyface #vegansofinstagram #lifequotes

27 4 2 hours ago
#20190521
There’s a voice came from the bottom of my heart kept telling me “you are not good enough.”
Frustrating.
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心裡深處總有一道聲音,一直不停的告訴妳「妳不夠好」。
#worldsucks #world #love #hate #lifesucks #poordailylife ##FMDL #Fuckmydailylife #fuckmylife #fml #hard #breathing #everydaynegativity #negativity #dailynegativity #lifesastruggle #life #struggle #lifeisnteasy #frustrated #frustrating
Photo credit: internet

#20190521
There’s a voice came from the bottom of my heart kept telling me “you are not good enough.”
Frustrating.
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心裡深處總有一道聲音,一直不停的告訴妳「妳不夠好」。
#worldsucks #world #love #hate #lifesucks #poordailylife # #FMDL #Fuckmydailylife #fuckmylife #fml #hard #breathing #everydaynegativity #negativity #dailynegativity #lifesastruggle #life #struggle #lifeisnteasy #frustrated #frustrating
Photo credit: internet

2 0 2 hours ago
Why THE FUCK did I elect to do this to myself? #burlesque #fuckmesideways #fuckmylife

Why THE FUCK did I elect to do this to myself? #burlesque #fuckmesideways #fuckmylife

7 0 3 hours ago
I just want a shawty I can fucking skate with, I just want a shawty that would listen to my playlist.
#edgyaf #memes #meme #fuckmylife #spongebob #guncontrol #abortion #shawty #sadniggahours

I just want a shawty I can fucking skate with, I just want a shawty that would listen to my playlist.
#edgyaf #memes #meme #fuckmylife #spongebob #guncontrol #abortion #shawty #sadniggahours

4 0 4 hours ago
If you look real close,  you can see my tiny homes tire! ...from inside.  #fuckmylife #tinyhome #canhefixit #yeshecan

If you look real close, you can see my tiny homes tire! ...from inside. #fuckmylife #tinyhome #canhefixit #yeshecan

3 0 4 hours ago
I admit, this is my least favorite artwork. I made in a day and it just doesn't look competantly made.

#gem #stone #rock #treasure #fuckmylife #nature #globalwarming#climatechange#toomanyfuckinghashtags#photography #vriginia #blue #ocean#deadass #depression#artist #art #mixedmedia#prismacolor #coloredpencil #aesthetic#artwork #artlovers #artoftheday #memories #memes #aesthetic

I admit, this is my least favorite artwork. I made in a day and it just doesn't look competantly made.

#gem #stone #rock #treasure #fuckmylife   #nature   #globalwarming #climatechange #toomanyfuckinghashtags #photography   #vriginia   #blue   #ocean #deadass   #depression #artist   #art   #mixedmedia #prismacolor   #coloredpencil   #aesthetic #artwork   #artlovers   #artoftheday   #memories   #memes #aesthetic

12 2 5 hours ago
Getting psyched for 15th workout in 12 days #fuckmylife #fatty #longweekend #tomplatz

Getting psyched for 15th workout in 12 days #fuckmylife #fatty #longweekend #tomplatz

16 1 8 hours ago
Mans said Chung Chong 😑😑 . —————————————————————————-follow @daniel.exe.has.stopped for memes throughout the day.—————————————————————————- #memes #dankmemes #thicc #cringe #fuckmylife #succ #nut #funny #bigdik #edgymemes #porn #facebook #maluthicc

Mans said Chung Chong 😑😑 . —————————————————————————-follow @daniel.exe.has.stopped for memes throughout the day.—————————————————————————- #memes #dankmemes #thicc #cringe #fuckmylife #succ #nut #funny #bigdik #edgymemes #porn #facebook #maluthicc

12 1 8 hours ago
It is a shame it ended like this. Since Season 5 it has been going downhill and now we've got the worst ending possible. Welp I'll just pretend the series ended already in Season 6.

It is a shame it ended like this. Since Season 5 it has been going downhill and now we've got the worst ending possible. Welp I'll just pretend the series ended already in Season 6.

2 1 8 hours ago
Fuck this shit 💔✖️
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#heartbreakclub #heartbreak #cut #fuck #fucklove #sad #sin #fuckmylife #done #donewiththisshit

Fuck this shit 💔✖️




#heartbreakclub #heartbreak #cut #fuck #fucklove #sad #sin #fuckmylife #done #donewiththisshit

2 0 8 hours ago
Whoops.... Hit a log in the water and completely snapped my hydrofoil plate off. Fuck my life. Im pissed right now. 
#fuckmylife #fml #wtf #boating #boatingaccident #broken #fishing #fish #striper #hudsonriver #hudsonriverstripers #sixgillfishingproducts #sixgill #sixgillfishing

Whoops.... Hit a log in the water and completely snapped my hydrofoil plate off. Fuck my life. Im pissed right now.
#fuckmylife #fml #wtf #boating #boatingaccident #broken #fishing #fish #striper #hudsonriver #hudsonriverstripers #sixgillfishingproducts #sixgill #sixgillfishing

11 1 9 hours ago
Xbox 360 lobbies will forever be the absolute worst 😂
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{ #memes }{ #dank }{ #fuckmylife }{ #ripjoeshutup }{ #dankmemes }{ #funny }{ #sexy }{ #depression }{ #xbox }{ #ps4 }{ #joe }{ #youregoingtohell }{ #xxxtentacion}{ #juul }{ #imtired }{ #killme }{ #iphone }{ #hilarious }{ #instagram }{ #snapchat }{ #bushdidseptembereleventh}{ #dogs }

Xbox 360 lobbies will forever be the absolute worst 😂
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{ #memes }{ #dank }{ #fuckmylife }{ #ripjoeshutup }{ #dankmemes }{ #funny }{ #sexy }{ #depression }{ #xbox }{ #ps4 }{ #joe }{ #youregoingtohell }{ #xxxtentacion }{ #juul }{ #imtired }{ #killme }{ #iphone }{ #hilarious }{ #instagram }{ #snapchat }{ #bushdidseptembereleventh }{ #dogs }

7 0 9 hours ago
I left school early cuz NOBODY was in class and there was NOBODY who taught us shit lmao what an experience.Yall better not end up like me otherwise ur just as pathetic as me lel #shitpost #fuckmylife #fml #dailymemes #dankmemes #deadmemes #colorblindtest

I left school early cuz NOBODY was in class and there was NOBODY who taught us shit lmao what an experience.Yall better not end up like me otherwise ur just as pathetic as me lel #shitpost #fuckmylife #fml #dailymemes #dankmemes #deadmemes #colorblindtest

16 1 10 hours ago
Du wusstest, was du tust und du wusstest, dass es mir weh tun würde, trotzdem hat dich nichts davon abgehalten.. #sad #depressed #fckinghurt #memories #boy #single #brokenheart #broke #timeschange #fuckmylife #hospital #sweetteddy #wishtheoldtimesback #harddepression

Du wusstest, was du tust und du wusstest, dass es mir weh tun würde, trotzdem hat dich nichts davon abgehalten.. #sad #depressed #fckinghurt #memories #boy #single #brokenheart #broke #timeschange #fuckmylife #hospital #sweetteddy #wishtheoldtimesback #harddepression

3 0 10 hours ago
Chciałbyś tu wskoczyć???
Pewnie że tak ale podziękuję pomimo że życie jest coraz bardziej popierdolone i daje mi znaki że trzeba już je kończyć. Ale dla tej jednej osoby warto przeżyć te męczarnie. Kocham cię ❤❤❤!!!
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#vape #love #killmeplease #dead #canabis #smokP25 #jebaćpedałówconapsyidą #miłośćnawieki #respeckt #muremzajasminem #weźniepierdol #fuckmylife #JP100% #brakszacunkudlaLegii #football #śmierć #samobójca #jeziorko #NSNP #nigdysięniepoddawaj #kurwa #jebać #japierdole #vaper

Chciałbyś tu wskoczyć???
Pewnie że tak ale podziękuję pomimo że życie jest coraz bardziej popierdolone i daje mi znaki że trzeba już je kończyć. Ale dla tej jednej osoby warto przeżyć te męczarnie. Kocham cię ❤❤❤!!!
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#vape #love #killmeplease #dead #canabis #smokP25 #jebaćpedałówconapsyidą #miłośćnawieki #respeckt #muremzajasminem #weźniepierdol #fuckmylife #JP100 % #brakszacunkudlaLegii #football #śmierć #samobójca #jeziorko #NSNP #nigdysięniepoddawaj #kurwa #jebać #japierdole #vaper

19 0 10 hours ago
Et oui j ai dû mettre une deuxième charlotte pour ma barbe 😟  #beard #cook #fuckmylife #cooking #horeca #haccp #putaindecharlottedemerde #fucklestyle #pastopdetrebarbuencuisine #cuisinestyle #work #workcook

Et oui j ai dû mettre une deuxième charlotte pour ma barbe 😟 #beard #cook #fuckmylife #cooking #horeca #haccp #putaindecharlottedemerde #fucklestyle #pastopdetrebarbuencuisine #cuisinestyle #work #workcook

11 0 10 hours ago
I don't understand what I'm wrong ... maybe I'm wrong ... I think it's just like that #mylife#fuck#cry#depression#fuckmylife#killme#kill#crazy#lie#insine

I don't understand what I'm wrong ... maybe I'm wrong ... I think it's just like that #mylife #fuck #cry #depression #fuckmylife #killme #kill #crazy #lie #insine

11 0 10 hours ago

27 3 10 hours ago

Top #fuckmylife posts

New personal best on the street without nitrous
#audisport  #ttrs8s #fastestttrs #fastestaudi #hossier #dragracinglife #onmilife #fuckmylife #draggy #onlyboost #almost9s #tmc

New personal best on the street without nitrous
#audisport #ttrs8s #fastestttrs #fastestaudi #hossier #dragracinglife #onmilife #fuckmylife #draggy #onlyboost #almost9s #tmc

440 13 15 hours ago
2.8.2019
I make these jokes every single day and I either get a “haha same” or a “what is wrong with you??” -
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This post is inspired by my daily conversations with @iamblob_ and @ponderingpopcorn - if you haven’t looked at them yet, you 100% should. -
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Poll: are jokes about being dead soon funny or concerning?

2.8.2019
I make these jokes every single day and I either get a “haha same” or a “what is wrong with you??” -
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This post is inspired by my daily conversations with @iamblob_ and @ponderingpopcorn - if you haven’t looked at them yet, you 100% should. -
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Poll: are jokes about being dead soon funny or concerning?

2,960 66 8 February, 2019
And this is why you should always wear a fullface helmet when you’re jumping with customers 🤢🤮
#snot #eww #fuckmylife #pleasedont #feelingsick #thanksalot #skydivingposts #nonono #dontdothatagain #instanotgood

And this is why you should always wear a fullface helmet when you’re jumping with customers 🤢🤮
#snot #eww #fuckmylife #pleasedont #feelingsick #thanksalot #skydivingposts #nonono #dontdothatagain #instanotgood

256 25 7 April, 2019
If life fucks your ass, fuck it back  #sohigh#fuckmylife

If life fucks your ass, fuck it back #sohigh #fuckmylife

665 33 4 May, 2019
Sunrise: the startling realisation I would rather go to the vets every day for a month than deal a minute more with Brexshit. Let's hear it for a second reFURendum.  #brexshit 😫 #revokearticle50 #nothingcomparestoEU .
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📺📰Thanks for tuning into my Brexit live last night on Instagram. I hear Provider One's end of month birthday panic about champagne, wine and other non essential middle class items. I love that amidst total political meltdown she assumes she will be allowed time off in lieu to celebrate 🙄🤷‍♀️ Honestly. 🤷‍♀️
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#猫 #ねこ #قط #кошка #kot #catstagram 
#catsofinstagram #buzzfeedcats #meowed
#weeklyfluff #kawaii #restingbitchface  #captionqueen #politicalpussy #uk #fuckmylife #catoftheday #diva #instacat_meows #thetilderbeast #liveyourstory #sunriseoftheday

Sunrise: the startling realisation I would rather go to the vets every day for a month than deal a minute more with Brexshit. Let's hear it for a second reFURendum. #brexshit 😫 #revokearticle50 #nothingcomparestoEU .
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📺📰Thanks for tuning into my Brexit live last night on Instagram. I hear Provider One's end of month birthday panic about champagne, wine and other non essential middle class items. I love that amidst total political meltdown she assumes she will be allowed time off in lieu to celebrate 🙄🤷‍♀️ Honestly. 🤷‍♀️
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#猫 #ねこ #قط #кошка #kot #catstagram
#catsofinstagram #buzzfeedcats #meowed
#weeklyfluff #kawaii #restingbitchface #captionqueen #politicalpussy #uk #fuckmylife #catoftheday #diva #instacat_meows #thetilderbeast #liveyourstory #sunriseoftheday

1,168 80 13 March, 2019